What a Great Policy.
I’m going to Rwanda. Not to live, of course, well, at least not permanently. I’m going to go because I’ll get paid thousands of pounds for going. All I have to do is present myself to the authorities with a made up name and date of birth which won’t come up in the UK database. I’ll claim that I’ve run away from my oppressive country and that I’m willing to take the £3000 to be transported to Rwanda.
While there, I’ll take advantage of the housing and training provided for free. Of course, it means that the Rwandan government will then have to take a break of several months before they can accept another illegal immigrant from us, but that will mean more space and resources there all for me. Then I’ll fly back to the UK when the free perks end.
Then some heavy duty shoplifting, as there is no punishment for that anymore. If you keep the value of what you still under £200, the police aren’t even called because they won’t come out. If it’s over £200, you are given a court date and if you bother to turn up You might have to rake a park for a week with some other miscreants.